Who I Am

So here I am…sitting at the computer…wondering, “What in the world can I do to kill more time?” I mean, I already chat with a lot of people on yahoo. I’ve made many friends. But for some reason, I always pick people with life’s to make friends with. Seeing as how I don’t have much of a life to speak of, I find myself with free time while all my friends are at work.

Many of these “friends” have encouraged me to get back to keeping a blog. There, that’s my first and last short story. From here on out, hang on! I tend to ramble (uh…please notice the title to my blog).

I have to warn you, you are reading the maniacal ramblings of a 37 year old man with ADHD. Hopefully you can keep up!

WHO AM I?

I’m not really anyone. Actually, a more accurate phrase would be, I’m a nobody. I’ve never done anything particularly courageous. I’ve never pulled someone from a burning building. I’ve never saved a dying cat (on the contrary actually but that’s for another article), I’ve never even caused anyone to barf up a huge chunk of food they were choking on because they refuse to chew properly! (uh…how many times is it again? 20? 10? 3? Yeah…I think 3 is it).

I have never done anything daring. I’ve never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane and there’s a good reason for this. Something you should know about me is, I’m very accident-prone. I’m sure you’ve read about people jumping out of airplanes and the very first time they do so, their parachute doesn’t open. Well, I’m the guy whose parachute would have opened, had I remembered to strap it onto my back before jumping out of said airplane.

Yeah….I’m a nobody. You won’t find my name listed on any of the pages of “Who’s Who”. No, not even in the honorable mention section.

I don’t know anyone famous, I’ve never donated a kidney or any other body part to anyone famous, I’ve never even met anyone famous (well…actually I have but that fact really didn’t fit into this paragraph so don’t start writing me e-mails later when you read I’ve met famous people). I’m a nobody.

As a matter of fact, if People Magazine were to do an article on my life, they would quickly be sucked into the black hole of my infinite lack of notoriety and bankrupt themselves.

That’s who I am.

Hope you enjoy reading what I have to say! Believe me when I say, I’m not planning on saying much, but more about that in my next article.