How to Fix Your Brain...

Ok. Some of you (my faithful readers) have written and mentioned the mental imagery in my last post. It seems me being violated by the doctor was not a lovely thing for you to think about. You think it’s bad to think about or imagine…you should be the one bending over the table!

But, thank you very much, you got me to thinking about our brain and how it functions.

Please understand something. I stated earlier my theories concerning exercise. What you don’t understand is that I’m not just talking about physical exercise; I’m also talking about mental exercise. All this thinking you all are making me do (or as we say in Texas, “Ya’ll”) is starting to take its toll! I’ve thought more since starting this blog than I have in the previous 10 years! As you can see by the dates, this is my third post I’ve made today! My brain is getting a work out today, I’m sure it will be sore tomorrow.

What do you do for a sore brain? It’s not like you can rub Vicks Vapor Rub on it or Ben-Gay (and no….I’ve NEVER been gay!). So, in preparation for my upcoming brain soreness tomorrow, I again had to think, “what am I going to do with a sore brain?”

Then it dawned on me, I’ll just think about Atomic Bomb or some other muscle cream. I figure, if I think about it, it will make the soreness go away.

Someone was telling me (I’m not going to mention any names any longer because some of you have written asking when I’m going to mention you by name….uh….and I’m not going to mention by name who that someone who wrote wanting to be mentioned by name is either…WOW this doesn’t make any sense even to me!) that the mental imagery was dirty.

Well, I suggested they think about soap because I figured if you want to wash your brain, thinking about soap should do the trick.

I mean, after all, when my brain itches (and don’t tell me I’m the only one with brain itches) I think about sand paper to scratch it! Isn’t that what you do?

Since I was the one who gave you the lovely mental images, I figured it was my responsibility to let you know how to fix your brain.

It’s all in what you think about!

Me? I choose to think about nothing. Sad thing is, then I decide to type about the nothing that I was thinking about.

But that’s not as sad as you coming here and reading it! You must REALLY be hard up for entertainment to do so!

Now, think about something clean. Ivory soap for instance, and that should repair the damage I did in my last post.

Oh…and you’re welcome.